What Could Possibly Go Wrong…?

I may be being less than romantic here, but I decided to take a look at fictional weddings that don’t go quite as planned. There’s a whole load of preparation goes into the happy day and consequently a lot can go wrong. Accidents happen, natural disasters, or maybe even deliberate sabotage. Occasionally, the bride or groom don’t even make it to the ceremony. They don’t turn up either by accident or design—perhaps they’ve gone to the wrong church, or the car’s broken down, they’ve been kidnapped or just changed their minds.

But my favorite potential for disaster has to be when the minister speaks that sentence…

First, I am required to ask anyone present who knows a reason why these persons may not lawfully marry, to declare it now…

Aren’t you always holding your breath waiting for someone in the congregation to jump up and declare? The one that leaps into my mind is the almost wedding scene from Jane Eyre…so sad!

“The marriage cannot go on. I declare an impediment…Mr Rochester is a married man.”

And while not everyone has a mad wife locked in the attic, there are a whole array of other impediments that could come to light…

Then of course we have those people who change their minds at the last minute:

N, will you take N to be your wife? Will you love her, comfort her, honour her and protect her and forsaking all others be faithful to her as long as you both shall live?

Er…No.

How about Four weddings and a Funeral when Hugh Grant’s character is about to marry Duckface? They get as far as the altar, but in the end he can’t go through with it. And anyone remember Private Benjamin? That was definitely an example of where saying ‘no’ was the right thing to do. But more often, if the wedding doesn’t take place, it’s not a good thing. One of the saddest for me was Zander and Anya’s wedding from Buffy, when Zander changes his mind. Anya ends up walking down the aisle alone in tears – aww!

And things can still go wrong after the vows have been said.

Those whom God has joined together let no one put asunder.

 The internet seems to have been awash with reactions to the recent wedding on Game of Thrones (which I haven’t yet seen!). By all accounts, the “red wedding” is pretty horrific and very rarely, even in fiction, do we come across quite such a drastic end to the celebrations.

And I’ll leave you with my all-time favorite wedding disaster—Donna’s almost wedding in Dr. Who. She was so indignant, but then she didn’t realize that she’d only narrowly missed being married to some guy who planned to feed her to a giant alien spider…

What are your favorite fictional wedding disasters? Let me know and all comments will be entered in the monthly draw to win an Amazon gift card.

 

About Nina Croft

Nina Croft grew up in the north of England. After training as an accountant, she spent four years working as a volunteer in Zambia which left her with a love of the sun and a dislike of 9-5 work. She then spent a number of years mixing travel (whenever possible) with work (whenever necessary) but has now settled down to a life of writing and picking almonds on a remote farm in the mountains of southern Spain. Nina writes all types of romance often mixed with elements of the paranormal and science fiction.
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11 Responses to What Could Possibly Go Wrong…?

  1. Jennifer Shirk says:

    Ha! Great post!
    My favorite fictional wedding disaster is from Robin Hood–when Robin’s men try to stop the wedding and then Marion thinks about it then socks her groom (Sir Guy) in the face then runs off just in time as Robin comes riding up on his horse. *sigh*

  2. My favorite is in Runaway Bride when Julia Roberts is trying to keep her eyes locked on Richard Gere but someone takes a photo and she freaks out.

  3. I’m with you! Love that episode of Dr Who. Thankfully, Donna got her guy in the end 🙂 and a winning lottery ticket to boot 😀

  4. Sutton Fox says:

    Runaway Bride is my favorite as well. I loved this Dr. Who clip. Especially the bit about the pockets! Hilarious.

  5. Bethanne says:

    I love runaway bride!! 😀 Disasatrous!

  6. Runaway Bride fan here too. Go ahead and slap me, I have never seen Dr. Who! (But that clip was great – I might have to rent a few and see what I’m missing) I know I’ve been to a wedding or two where I WISHED someone would jump up and object because we all knew where that marriage was headed, but no one ever has. 🙂

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